{t:Back In Judy's Jungle}
{st:Brian Eno}

{c:	Polka time with Uncle Brian!}

[C]These are your orders, [G]seems like it's do it or die,
So [C]please read them closely, [G]when you've learnt them be sure that you eat them up,
[C]They're specially flavoured with [G]burgundy, tizer and rye, 
[C]Twelve sheets of foolscap, don't ask me [G]why.

[C]We hit the jungle [G]just as it starts to monsoon,
Our [C]maps showed no rainfall, [G]all the boys were depressed by this circumstance,
[C]Trust in the weather to bless agricultural [G]man      
Who gives [C]birth to more farmhands, don't ask me [G]why.

[C]Fifteen was chosen because he was dumb, [G]seven because he was blind,
[C]I got the job because I was so mean, while [G]somehow appearing so kind
[F]Drifting about through the cauliflower trees, with a [C]cauliflower ear for the birds
The [F]Squadron assembled what senses they had, and [C]this is the sound that they heard

{c:	Static D-major tonality}

[C]Back at headquarters, [G]khaki decisions are made,
[C]File under "Futile", [G]that should give you its main point of reference,
It's [C]all so confusing, what with [G]pythons and then deadly flies,
But to [C]them it's a picnic, don't ask me [G]why.

[C]Thirteen was chosen because of his luck, e[G]leven because of his feet
[C]One got signed up for exceptional pluck, a[G]nother because he was mute
[F]Roaming about through the gelatin swamps, with a [C]gelatin eye on the stripes
The [F]squadron assembled what senses they had, and [C]this is the sound that they heard

[D]Back in Blighty there was you, there were milkmen every morning
[(D)]But these endless shiny trees, never used to be that way.