About the Author
My name is Lori and I'm a student at Arizona State University. I'll spare you my entire life story and just touch on what I consider to be the highlights. I was a ballgirl for an NBA team for two wonderful years of my life. So why am I picking on athletes? Well, contrary to popular belief, I'm not. I love sports, and without athletes, there would be no sports. All I think is that athletes are not capable of raising other people's kids when some of them can't take care of their own offspring. Have you ever noticed how many of these athletes have a bizillion kids by a bizillion women? Aside from all of that, I hope you enjoy the little diddy I did on athletes and if you want to talk sports or have any comments, I think my professor has my e-mail address laying around here somewhere. Just don't hate me if I don't respond! And please, no hate mail or marriage proposals!

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