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The mongoliods in crayon suits were, and possibly still are, the most
unsuccessful and least popular rock band in the history of Western industrial
culture. Those few familiar with the band's enormous catalog may wonder
why so many equally insispid talents have topped the Americacan charts
while MCS has been relegated to providing background music for isolated
incidents of carnival sodomy. Some lay the blame with the band themselves,
who, in pursuing their pure vision of absurdist theater known as "InfoDaDa",
have made it a principle to do nothing to popularize the band's work.
Indeed, this website offers the first opportunity for many to hear some
of the band's seminal work from the early and mid-nineties. More properly,
we should blame a music industry and govrnment not yet ready to back product
with such challenging social implications-- MCS is very much like LSD
in this regard. One thing is certain: This music will change the way you
think about going to the bathroom.
This site has been made possible by generous grants procured from mentally incompetent but financially
responsible doners made to beleive that Polycarp Kusch is a sick little girl running
for mining inspector on a pro-abortion, anti-hate, but otherwise Republican platform.
Some animals were hurt in the process.
Integral in these efforts was ball-of-string impresario Emil Phut Kraeplin,
long time  stalker,
enforcer, and archivist for the band. His painstaking assembly of several
third-world child-business opportunities and balls of string made donor
dollars stretch and ensured that there would be no dearth of string, even
though string has, as yet, no apparent role in the generation of web sites.
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Polycarp Kusch not in unmarked grave:
spotted in Eastern Europe
Long thought to have been secretly murdered at the Betty Ford clinic
after repeated attempts to free former child star actors, the rake-like
Polycarp has been sighted by several expatriats with MormonGirl--
vocalist and lay communist on some early MCS projects--
selling faulty condoms to eastern block sailors in Hungary. When not writing
letters to various political organizations on behalf of O.J. Simpson, he
maintains the bookstore at
WWW.BIZZAREBOOKS.COM
Wolfgang Paul Lee continues
his attempts to destroy Americacan rock edefice
Embittered over the band refusing to collectively self-immolate
at the Hard rock Cafe in exchange for free potatoe wedges for life,
Paul Lee long ago vowed to destroy every other musical project in
America by joining them one by one. Thusfar his efforts have weakened
the already vapid Tempe Arizona music scene by taking down Kraut-rock
favs, AmateurBitchGallery, and subsequently, the mercifully short
lived Eloi Genome Projekt.
EGP sample
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