SBS 301 Cultural Diversity/Prof. Koptiuch         Fall 2003        Personal Memory Ethnographies

Aaron Williams

Don’t Ask Pinky 


   Confusion was the first gripping emotion that overtook us.  It was definitely an emotion sprinkled with pains in our gut and our temples as we tried to shake the departure from our families.  This was our first whole day at Lackland.  The moment that found us so confused was the second after which we each stood up from the maniacal barber’s chair and caressed the nothingness now situated on our scalps.  Shaving every follicle from our heads was the barber’s job.  Adapting to their work was ours.  It was the equalizing template for all newly arrived airmen.  The lack of hair resonated throughout the waves of us so that, when in marching formation, the flight resembled a sea of troughs and glistening, cloned caps.  That appearance, coupled with our now unacceptable civilian attire, gave reason for all attending drill instructors to label us as “rainbows”.  That would last until each of us marched in those crisp, pungent battle dress fatigues with sixty-pound, stuffed duffle bags over our aching shoulders.

photo2     The early 1990’s witnessed the birth of a popular phrase to reference the U.S. military’s operational practice in dealing with homosexuals.  This was the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.  Widespread aversion to the idea of gays in the military allowed the policy’s phraseology to be more of a punch line than a serious solution.  This was the coming out of sexual America.  Everyone was touched by the possibility of a seemingly volatile sect of society breaking into the mainstream.  The military was no different.  I found myself in the midst of a microcosm while serving out a six-week basic training assignment at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas.  The bald headedness around me was supposed to buffer differences.  They were supposed to erase mentalities of persecution.  We were to change from a rambling group of preconceived notions into an unfailing squadron of comradery.  At first, such was not the case.

    Despite his warmth, noble convictions, and empathy toward fellow airmen, the sons of thirty-some states throttled Pinkerschmidt to exhaustion.  It was perhaps the fact that he chose to listen.  Maybe it was his attention to cleanliness, which, in basic training, is definitely a virtue.  Nevertheless, Pinkerschmidt’s ordeal was one of a sexual borderland.  While he went day-to-day in the same stale uniforms as the rest of us, clutching crinkled letters from home like the rest of us, and sobbing after a phone call home with the rest of us, Pinkerschmidt felt the brunt of a nation’s children in sexualized turmoil.

    “Pinky”, as he was labeled, stood about five-foot-eight, from the edge dressing on his boots to the stubble on his head.  He had a small paunch about the waistline that seemed to echo the protruding lips on his otherwise narrow facial features.  The uniform was the same.  The salute was the same.  Even the dust-bunnies that took up residence beneath his drab, grey bed was just like the rest of ours.  In all apparent accounts, Pinky was just another one of the guys.  As time went on, Pinky found himself laughing along with the jokes at his own expense.  That was the kind of guy he was at first.  The words that befouled him were sent out like jokingly, innocent gestures surrounding his manhood.  I can only relay this as I see myself acting in his situation.  That is to say I felt his pain and helplessness in the face of outnumbering critics.

photo3     The floors of the barracks were as shiny as our foreheads after a morning run.  They seemed clean and untarnished by the atrocities that mounted upon them.  Pinky was in regular spirits with regard to his abnormal existence in such a persecuting realm.  I had found a quiet, but congenial, distance from him if only because we had no pertinent shared interests at the time.  He kept folding his underwear and tightening the wool blanket on his bed as the daggers of sexual incongruity stuck to his back.  There were no visible signs of aggression from his disposition for the first four weeks or so.  Our drill instructor certainly had no idea what kind of torment soiled the sanitized halls in which he ruled all knowing.  One particular line of bunks was more incontinent than the rest.  They generally saw fit to capitalize on the nation’s fear of gays by laughing out their puns of Pinky’s worst like hot water on the shower floor.  He bent to unlock his footlocker.  The jokes ruptured.  He crouched to fiddle its contents.  The jokes echoed.  He heaved at the bequest of his fatigued patience.  The jokes found time to pause.  Pinky stood straight up, tears running down his five o’clock shadow and across his quivering chin.  There was silence.

    “Listen to me you assholes.  I don’t give a damn where you’re from or who you’ve slept with.  I’ve watched you cry when you got off the phone with your girlfriends or your families or at the news of your dying dog.  I’ve put up with your crap everyday that I had to mop that damn latrine, and still you call me a fag and a fairy and all the other foul names you could come up with.  You all forgot about the picture I carry in my wallet of a seventeen year old girl that I love back home.  You all forgot that I was still planning on marrying her.  You all forgot not to ask and not to tell.  I’m no different than you.  And I sure as hell don’t care if you’re gay or not.”

    Nobody laughed.  Nobody smiled.  Somebody dropped their dog tags on the floor, and then I think we all looked inward.  It wasn’t the words that rolled so poetically fierce off of Pinky’s bowed lips.  It was the sudden break in the silence afterwards that caught our attention.  That was the moment, that cataclysmic moment, when so many of us realized that we had been stopped in our tracks by the plight of one of us.  He was the other and he wasn’t the other.  We made him and forgot him and suddenly remembered him.  What had begun four weeks prior, in the seat of a burly, grey barber and hair falling around us like memories, in complete confusion, had just become the singular moment of clarity.  Pinky blew up and we all stood there with our eyes at the floor and our jocks in our throats.  What the hell had we done?  Who in the hell had we turned that kind, understanding kid into? While religions blasted same-sex relationships and protests waged against their communion, hell and hatred had defined the borderland for us that year.  

    Pinkerschmidt got caught under the marching boots of narrow-mindedness.  His retribution came six weeks later when, after graduating from basic training, he found himself laughing with the rest of the flight about the trivialities that had occurred throughout the previous six weeks… minus his own degradation that is.  The look in his eye on that last day made evident his willingness to forgive and forget.  The unanimous laughter throughout our flight also made all the crude remarks diminish.  The term “rainbow” would later give way to an entirely different derogatory conflagration.  We wore the title during our first two days as the multicolored, civilian-dressed newbies at Lackland Air Force Base.  For many, like or unlike Pinkerschmidt, it would become a slanderous term to describe their choices in life.  The end only results in a circumscribing path to the beginning.  In all borderlands, confusion is the gripping emotion that overtakes us.

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